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You might be if...
- You go to the softball fields on days when your team isn't even playing.
- You used to rest and relax on the weekends, now the only rest you get is between tournament games.
- You have bats that cost over $200.
- You need a second job (or your parents do) just to pay for gloves, bats, equipment, uniforms, player fees, batting cages, etc...
- You think that wearing something nice means a tournament shirt with no dirt stains.
- When someone says they are going out of town this weekend, you ask if there is a tournament there.
- All your white socks have dirt stains from being at the softball field.
- You have a tattoo that says "softball forever".
- Your idea of a weekend getaway is a two-day, out-of-town tournament.
- You plan your summer vacation each year around a national softball tournament.
- You have more softball t-shirts than pairs of underwear.
- Your spouse knows when you ask them out to dinner you really mean pizza after a game.
- You move the team practice from a field to the blacktop in order to continue drills in the rain.
- You have your own softball website.
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